Feb 28, 2020

Top 10 Films of 2003

Top 10 Films of 2003

RankTitleCountryGradeSpecial
1Kill Bill: Volume 1USA
2The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The KingUSA-
3Ong-BakThailandA-
4CarandiruBrazilA-
5Lost In TranslationUSB+
6Old SchoolUSB
7Under The Tuscan SunUSB
8Open RangeUSB
9Off The MapUSB
10Finding NemoUSBAnimated

 

Feb 27, 2020

Top 10 Films of 2004

Top 10 Films of 2004

RankTitleCountryGradeSpecial
1Garden StateUSA
2Kill Bill: Volume 2USA
3Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless MindUSB+
4In Good CompanyUSB+
5Dawn Of The DeadUSB
6District B13 (Banlieue 13)FranceB
7The VillageUSB
8Shaun Of The DeadEnglandB
9The IncrediblesUSBAnimation
10Hotel RwandaUSB

 

Feb 26, 2020

Top 10 Films of 2005

Top 10 Films of 2005

RankTitleCountryGradeSpecial
1Unleashed (Danny The Dog)USA+
2Sin CityUSA+
3Hard CandyUSA-
4Hustle & FlowUSB+
5Angel-AFranceB+
6New York DollUSB+Documentary
7Walk The LineUSB
8MurderballUSBDocumentary
9Thank You For SmokingUSB
10King KongUSB

 

6 Underground (2020)

It’s always baffled me how audiences root and cheer for the good guys taking out the bad guys despite a massive body count of collateral damage. The opening 20 minutes of action saw property damage on the scale of a Midwestern tornado with pedestrians getting slaughtered willy nilly.

Meanwhile, we the audience, don’t know who these guys are. We don’t know why they are doing it. And we don’t know why we should care about any of this. There’s no backstory or character development of any kind at this point--only senseless violence without purpose.

It’s a B-movie with high production value. No thought was given to dialogue or continuity. If you are wetting your jammies in anticipation for the next Fast & Furious clown show, this should help tide you over.

Rating: F

Feb 25, 2020

Top 10 Films of 2006

Top 10 Films of 2006

RankTitleCountryGrade
1Stranger Than FictionUSA-
2The DescentUSA-
3Perfume: The Story Of A MurdererUSB+
4The FountainUSB+
5Little Miss SunshineUSB+
6Black Book (Zwartboek)NetherlandsB+
7300USB+
8The DepartedUSB+
9United 93USB+
10FidoCanadaB+
10ApocalyptoUSB+

 

The Call Of The Wild (2020)

Ugh. Why didn’t someone tell me all the animals were CGI *before* I went to see this?!?! I’m of the mindset that animated animals are great inside animated films, but if a movie is live-action, I want REAL animals. I can’t get emotionally involved in a CGI dog when it takes place inside the real world. But let’s put that aside.

Who was directing this mess?!?!?! Oh yeah, Chris Sanders, whose three previous directing projects were: The Croods, How To Train Your Dragon, and Lilo & Stitch. That's explains a lot. His version of The Call Of The Wild is shot like a cartoon.

The story is rambling and doesn’t really go anywhere. Random scenes were inserted without explanation. There are throwaway characters galore. Action sequences are preposterous. Little made sense. It’s a hot mess in a cold climate.

Rating: D-

Feb 24, 2020

Top 10 Films of 2007

Top 10 Films of 2007

RankTitleCountryGradeSpecial
1Mongol: The Rise of Genghis KhanRussiaA+
2Dan In Real LifeUSA-
3Lars And The Real GirlUSA-
3OnceIrelandA-Musical
4There Will Be BloodUSB+
5JunoUSB+
6Black Snake MoanUSB+
7The Counterfeiters (Die Fälscher)AustriaB+
8Across The UniverseUSB+Musical
9SuperbadUSB
10You Kill MeUSB