Northfork (2003)

I expected big things from this film. The trailer was excellent. The Polish Brothers really impressed me with Twin Falls Idaho. The cast is superb. How they managed to make an incredibly bad film with all that is beyond me.

It's slow from start to finish. Strange and confusing in a bad way. There's no payoff at the end, and there certainly wasn't any payoff in the middle. This film could have been much better in the hands of someone else.

Rating: D