Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)

Didn't care for the original--cared for this one even less. Is it too much to ask not to mix the pirate genre with sci-fi? I'd give my left leg in exchange for a wooden one for a decent R rated pirate movie with a real plot, sweet violence, and high production value. Go ahead. Name me one highly acclaimed pirate movie. You can't!

Rating: D