Giving cinematic praise where it's due. Raining down hellfire where it's not.
May 12, 2016
Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)
Mostly watchable until the unfulfilling end. I'm not exactly sure who the audience for this film is, and I don't think the producers knew either. I was never scared, thrilled, humored, or compelled. It was mildly amusing and that's all. Pretty weak acting by the two teenage leads as well.