Giving cinematic praise where it's due. Raining down hellfire where it's not.
May 25, 2016
Monkey Kingdom (2015)
Disney edits the shit out of some monkey footage to create a preposterous story of Maya, a monkey with big dreams trying to overcome the odds to elevate her rank in her monkey troop. After a one night stand, she gets herself knocked up. Later she teaches the other monkeys how to steal. This is supposed to be for kids? Tina Fey narrates fabricated emotions and thoughts for the monkeys. It’s all very ridiculous.