The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (2005)

I saw this for free at a work movie day, and I still felt ripped off. Terrible terrible terrible. That's right. Three terribles. I'm one of those people who didn't read the books, see the TV series, or hear anything else about the story. I went in as a blank page, and came out as a crumpled-up blank page.

There are story points and characters strewn all over the place. Hardly anything was explained, nor was there any meaningful interaction between anybody. A complete waste of time.

Rating: F