The Last Stand (2013)

Schwarzenegger’s big return to Hollywood. The script is completely contrived and deep into ridiculous country. There’s nothing to reward you here mentally. A few action sequences are up to snuff, but plenty of others are laughable.

There is a scene where two gas guzzling Chevy’s are plowing through a subsidized corn field while The Terminator is shooting at a bad guy. I call this scene “America”, and I don’t mean that as a compliment.

Rating: D