Rise of the Zombies (2012)

I knew I was in for a bumpy ride during the opening scene when I couldn’t decide which was worse, the acting or the cheesy special effects. Nothing improved from there. Dialogue was laughable. People you don’t care about are getting chomped on by the dozen. What’s the point?

They scraped the bottom of the barrel for actors, plus Danny Trejo, who will be in your film if you buy him a breakfast burrito. This is a perfect example of a terrible zombie movie, of which there is no shortage of.

Rating: F