Jun 24, 2013

The Pacifier (2005)

It's basically a watered down version of Kindergarten Cop, which was a far more entertaining movie. Family action movies rarely work for the simple reason that they tone down the violence way too much. You never feel scared or even mildly worried in Pacifier, because the violence is cartoonish and weak. Ninjas crashing through a window to duke it out? Seriously!?! Who sends out ninjas anymore? You're far better off hearing Arnold say "It's not a tuma!" and then kicking some serious ass than watching this kiddie pool actioner.

Rating: D

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