A dark dark black comedy thriller where Steve Martin seemingly resumes his role as the dentist from Little Shop of Horrors.
Rating: C+
Giving cinematic praise where it's due. Raining down hellfire where it's not.
A dark dark black comedy thriller where Steve Martin seemingly resumes his role as the dentist from Little Shop of Horrors.
Rating: C+
Watched this on a blind date on an outdoor screen in a park. The humor is geared toward tweens. No action on or off the screen.
Rating: D+
I had to clutch my pillow for dear life during parts of this thriller. Downright disturbing. Great performances all around.
Rating: C+
The first one was ok, but I can't think of a good reason why I had to see the second one. Some good fighting scenes, but not much else.
Rating: D-
Over-the-top revenge flick from Japan with enough aortal spray to satisfy the most bloodthirsty viewer. The acting was actually much better than I expected. Don't watch with the kids.
Rating: C+
This was really dumb. I'm a sucker for SNL movies. There were a few funny parts, but most of the time I was hiding my head in shame at how idiotic it was.
Rating: F+
I wish I could travel back in time and change the ending. I liked the story, special effects, and even the futuristic creatures. Very weak third act.
Rating: C
A very disjointed Italian film that will leave you trying to piece together a plot for half the movie.
Rating: D
I prefer Simon Pegg when he's starring in his own silly movies, like Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead. This was very predictable, cliché, and not very funny.
Rating: D+
I was curious how James Tobak would handle a Mike Tyson biopic. The historical footage combined with candid interviews of Tyson were interesting, but the direction was bland.
Rating: C
The silliness is out of control in this sequel (prequel?) to the Thai film The Bodyguard. Whereas the first movie had a somewhat coherent storyline to hold it together, 2 is a mishmash of action, violence, and bizarre jokes. Check out the first, skip the second.
Rating: D-
This French flick starts out slow and confusing, but slowly comes together until the action reaches "Assault on Precinct 13" proportions. The acting is pedestrian, but the shootouts make up for it. Lots of heavy weaponry and bullets flying.
Rating: C+
I laughed hard and often. The two banjo playing, gay neighbors are a hoot. Loved the customer comment cards.
Rating: C+
Not entertaining for kids or adults. Jokes aren't funny, the story is lame, and characters are boring. The one exception is Seth Rogan as The Blob. He's hilarious as usual. Waste of A-List actor voices.
Rating: F+