Barbie (2023)

 

This felt more like an elaborate Broadway stage production, and possibly will be one day. The original songs were weak. Some bits and jokes land, but I wasn’t invested in the plot. Unsurprisingly, the characters are thinly written. It’s hard to get emotionally invested in a bunch of dolls. (except for rare exceptions like Toy Story) 

The third act fell completely flat. In different hands, this premise could have developed into an entertaining movie instead of one that people are just pretending to like. 

Rating: C-

Bombshell (2019)

Frustrating to watch, but refreshing to see these men (Trump & Rudy included) be portrayed as the true assholes they are. I take joy in knowing that they will continue to be portrayed that way in every movie and TV show that comes out for the rest of their miserable lives. This movie will be enjoyable to everyone but Trump supporters--so human beings.

Rating: B

Sisters (2015)

Amy and Tina get their friends together to make a movie, but the script is pointless and most of the jokes fall flat. A few laughs keep it from becoming a complete disaster.

Rating: D