Teenage Sex And Death At Camp Miasma (2026)

 

Nothing about this slasher within a slasher worked for me. It wasn’t scary at any point, which is the one thing a horror movie should be. The script wasn’t funny. It was definitely weird, but not in an entertaining way. 

Rating: F+

How to Lose Friends & Alienate People (2008)

 

I prefer Simon Pegg when he's starring in his own silly movies, like Hot Fuzz and Shaun of the Dead. This was very predictable, cliché, and not very funny. 

Rating: D+

Playing By Heart (1998)

 

Separate relationship stories eventually weave together in a celebration of love. Some work better than others. Angelina Jolie shines. I miss Sean Connery. Weird seeing Jon Stewart acting. 

Rating: C+

The X-Files: I Want To Believe (2008)

Unnecessary. I'm not sure who was clamoring to have another X-Files movie, but I'm sure they regret it now.

Rating: D-

Robot Overlords (2014)

Great name. Stupid film. It’s the British Red Dawn, but with robots. Logic is set aside in lieu of CGI, as usual.

Rating: D-

Shadow Dancer (2012)

A mostly thrill-less IRA thriller.

Rating: C-

The Last King of Scotland (2006)

One of those well made films with great performances that you enjoyed but never want to see again. A lot of heavy material with circumspect characters. Makes me wish I knew more about the historical accuracy of the film. Africa: what a messed up place.

Rating: C+