It's basically a watered down version of Kindergarten Cop, which was a far more
entertaining movie. Family action movies rarely work for the simple
reason that they tone down the violence way too much.
You never feel scared or even mildly worried in Pacifier, because the
violence is cartoonish and weak. Ninjas crashing through a
window to duke it out? Seriously!?! Who sends out ninjas anymore? You're far better
off hearing Arnold say "It's not a tuma!" and then kicking some serious
ass than watching this kiddie pool actioner.
Rating: D
