The Animal (2001)

This went downhill very quick. Started dozing off midway.

Rating: D-

Battleship (2012)

Terrible on all fronts—starboard, aft, etc. The plot suffered from as many holes as the destroyed battleships. The middling backstory and character development was awkward. The mini Friday Night Lights reunion was distracting. In fact, nearly every actor in the film comes from the small screen. I expected a lot more from Peter Berg, who used to be a competent director.

Rating: D-

Suicide Kings (1997)

Christopher Walken does a really good job in this movie--and the amazing thing is, he spent most of the time sitting on his ass. This one is worth renting.

Rating: C+