In The Heart Of The Sea (2015)

It’s impossible for me to root for the guys hunting whales, so no tears were shed when they met their fate. Mostly ho hum until it became a survival story, even if it did become grim rather quickly. Moral of the story—always stay on the island.

Rating: C-

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2012)

Felt like the kind of vampire movie the team behind Ghost Rider might make. In case you’re a moron, that’s a bad thing. I’ve had a better time watching an episode of True Blood.

Rating: D