Black Dynamite (2009)

They succeeded in their mission to replicate a classic blaxploitation pic. It was over the top and entertaining, but only to the degree in which the originals achieved. In other words, they weren't aiming very high.

Rating: C-

House of 1000 Corpses (2003)

I would have been much better off not seeing this. It's been several hours, and my head still hurts. Story was mostly crap. Characters were shallow at best. Overly gory and violent. Much of it made no sense at all. The best part was the clown talking to the audience on the DVD menu.

Rating: F