Million Dollar Baby (2004)

 

Huge downer of a movie.

Surprise! We have to take the leg. 

Surprise! Your family sucks ass and wants your money.

Surprise! You feel sorry for yourself and want to die.

Surprise! your best friend doesn't want to take your life so you 

bite your own tongue and slowly bleed out.

Surprise! That didn't do the trick and you're still alive.

Surprise! Your best friend comes around and decides to off you after 

all. 

Go watch Girlfight and leave this one off your list. 

Rating: D

American Made (2017)

If you already don't think the world is a terrible place full of corrupt governments that make incredibly stupid decisions everyday, well then, this movie probably won’t save you from your epic ignorance. But that’s ok, at least you’ll be entertained. Ignorance is bliss after all. This movie serves as a nice companion piece to the terrific series Narcos. Check it out.

Rating: C+

Saw (2004)

I "saw" this on cable, and it was much better than I expected. That's usually the case with movies I think are horror films but turn out to be psychological thrillers. I noticed several plot holes, but I appreciated the attempt nonetheless.

Rating: C+