World’s Greatest Dad (2009)

They made the son such a prick that it’s hard to enjoy the film. So when he unexpectedly killed himself, it was quite a relief. Needless to say, I enjoyed the second half of the film more than the first. It's not the ending I would have chosen though.

Hey, did anyone else notice that was Krist Novoselic from Nirvana as the newsstand vendor? Strange cameo.

Rating: C

Taxi (2004)

Jimmy Fallon was wasted in this, and it likely ruined any shot he had of a movie career. He plays a doofus cop only slightly brainier than that dipshit Corky Romano, with Queen Latifah as a superhero taxi driver. She drives around in some New York City from another dimension, a dimension where traffic doesn't exist. Rarely funny and completely dumb. Brazilian super models couldn't save the day.

Rating: D-