An amateurish mess that makes Jumanji look like an Oscar contender. Fake looking visual effects and a weak.
Rating: D-
An amateurish mess that makes Jumanji look like an Oscar contender. Fake looking visual effects and a weak.
Rating: D-
The Noise is rather annoying, but you get used to it. Feels like everyone on that planet has autism from the thoughts they are projecting. It's a shame the hero kid didn’t get his big smooch at the end. Lost opportunity there.
Rating: C
It felt like the entire movie was building up to something big, which never arrived. A more interesting movie would have allowed for his wife to bring in her mobster family to set things right. Conflict in their marriage would have escalated as she took over wearing the big boy britches. Oh well.