Hitman: Agent 47 (2015)

Most of the action was stupid and meaningless. The plot was reheated leftovers left out on the counter overnight. Flat out bad. 

Rating: F+

The Heat (2013)

I can’t get enough of Melissa McCarthy. I’d watch her in anything. She’s the female version of Chris Farley. Sandra Bullock. Meh. The script is vulgarity laden, crude, and offensive, but in all the right ways. I laughed a ton. Reminded me of The Other Guys (or any other mismatched buddy cop movie), only with ladies. Despite a slight fizzling at the end, the sheer number of laughs brings this movie into the B range.

Rating: B

The Escort (2015)

A little indie with a likeable cast and some witty dialogue, even if the romance follows a familiar formula.

Rating: C+

Observe And Report (2009)

Lots of dark and crude humor, as expected. Many of the usual suspects that appear in Seth Rogen movies are present. This is the antidote to Paul Blart. My favorite scene was the severe beat down Seth gave to the street gang. Hilarious.

Rating: C+