Surprise! We have to take the leg.
Surprise! Your family sucks ass and wants your money.
Surprise! You feel sorry for yourself and want to die.
Surprise! your best friend doesn't want to take your life so you
bite your own tongue and slowly bleed out.
Surprise! That didn't do the trick and you're still alive.
Surprise! Your best friend comes around and decides to off you after
all.
Go watch Girlfight and leave this one off your list.
Rating: D
