The Bluff (2026)

 

A rare pirate movie. And even rarer that it was violent–not some pansy amusement water ride yawner. The Boys wreck havoc on a tranquil beach village. Nearly everyone in the film dies. Spoiler alert! But it’s a mostly fun time watching it happen. 

Rating: C+

The Wrecking Crew (2026)

 

Hawaiian brothers Godzilla their way through Oahu, obliterating the bad guys in their path. A bunch of innocent bystanders also get 86'd, but somehow they are never called in to be questioned. 

It’s a check-your-brain-at-the-door carnage film for a Friday night at home. 

Rating: C