When In Rome (2010)

Mostly lame and formulaic, but with periodic funny parts courtesy of some of the supporting cast. (NOT her obnoxious friends from work) The black-out restaurant scene was solid.

Rating: C-

Transformers (2007)

What they pulled off on screen was truly eye popping magic. Michael Bay can summon up special effects like Moses commands water. Unfortunately, his unearthly powers are useless against the evil forces of dialogue & character development. It's like watching a tired after school special on steroids. Seriously, could they not come up with something better than "hot girl ditches meathead jock for skinny nerd with a destiny?" And how many high schools actually have a girl who looks like Megan Fox? Not mine.

Despite the abhorrent banter, the film is still very watchable. I grew up with these toys, and it was fun seeing them come to life on screen.

Rating: C

Win a Date with Tad Hamilton! (2004)

Funny scenes throughout, but the plot was a little out there. An ok escape.

Rating: C