San Andreas (2015)

Complete scientific lunacy paired with a nonsensical script. What can I say, I’m a sucker for disaster movies. This wasn’t a good one.

Rating: D

Moulin Rouge! (2001)

I saw this one on a plane. I expected much better. The music was hit and mostly miss for me. Also, I like my love stories to have happy endings, not end with one of them dying. Spoiler alert.

Rating: D

Holy Motors (2012)

I guess I should have asked if this was an abstract art-house film before I pressed play. Aimless and ambiguous. A series of scenes which I’ve been told are meant to represent the filmmakers feelings on the death of film, or something like that. I don’t really care. It’s loaded with homages to old films that 99.9% of us haven’t seen. I kept hoping for some kind of payoff at the end. Something that might tie everything together. My hope was in vain.

Rating: F