The House Bunny (2008)

I knew I was in trouble when the Happy Madison logo came up. I didn't realize Adam Sandler had his Zohan dipped into this production. Fortunately, Anna Faris can spin crap into comedy gold. If not for her, this movie would have been a 24 carat F. 

Rating: D

Torque (2004)

So bad it was funny. The bullet bike chick fight scene/Pepsi ad was one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever seen. Also, what was Adam Scott doing in this film? Very strange casting. I would have given this a straight up F if it weren’t for the slick sound and effects. But seriously. Terrible.

Rating: F+