Red Sparrow (2018)

That was a long movie to sit through for a mostly unsatisfying end. If anything, it drives home the fact that if Trump went to Russia, it’s a lock that he was compromised and is owned by Russian Intelligence--aka, Putin.

Rating: D+

R.I.P.D. (2013)

A cross between Men In Black, Defending Your Life, and Ghostbusters, with a hint of Ghost—all far superior films. Also a cross between TV shows Reaper and Dead Like Me—any given episode of which was more entertaining than R.I.P.D. Their depiction of the afterlife and their interaction with the live world were positively stupid. It wasn't all bad news. A few scenes made me chuckle. That’s the extent of the good news.

Rating: D-

The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford (2007)

A bit slow and documentary-like, but engaging at the same time. A fascinating look at a piece of American history nonetheless. Is it wrong if I spent half the movie wishing for another season of Deadwood?

Rating: C+

Saved (2004)

Good concept and cast, but surprisingly shallow performances. Sort of like "But I'm A Cheerleader", for the 1-2 of you who saw that. It had that cheap indie feel, but in a bad way. There were quite a few funny scenes, which make it worth seeing, but I felt it could have been more polished.

Rating: C

The Spiderwick Chronicles (2008)

It takes more than fantasy music featuring a lot of stringed instruments to create a classic movie for kids and adults alike. ET’s and Goonies don’t grow on trees. Spiderwick may appeal to kiddies with low IQs, but the rest of you will be rolling your eyes and groaning. Me included.

Rating: D

Red Dragon (2002)

Keep in mind I read all three books and loved them. I thought they did an excellent job of translating the 3 books to the screen. Red Dragon, as opposed to Manhunter, was much more true to the original story, and very well made.

The cast of actors they pulled together for this film was a true feat of genius. They couldn't have done a better job. Anthony Hopkins hasn't lost his edge a bit. The charaters truley came to life, and put on one hell of a show.

Very disturbing film with some grisly images and a great climatic ending. I was grasping my pillow for dear life. (and I already knew the ending more or less)

Rating: B

Pipe Dream (2002)

A little indie about a plumber who pretends to be directing a little indie in order to get women to give him the time of day. Cute story that will entertain for the evening. Worth the rental.

Rating: C+

Red (2010)

Funny, but I would have preferred the humor even darker. The action was surprisingly amped up for a PG-13 movie. I appreciated that. Not sure I bought into the romance between Willis and Parker. Still, a very entertaining film with a cheeseball ending.

Rating: C+