This ape reboot continues to entertain and dazzle with high end CGI effects. The plot wasn’t all that dynamic, but execution was pretty solid.
Rating: C+
Nov 28, 2015
Easy Money II: Hard To Kill (Snabba Cash II) (2012)
More coherent than the first film, but just as depressing. Mostly sad endings for every character on screen. Curious to see who makes it out of the third film alive.
Rating: C
Rating: C
Spanglish (2004)
I like James L. Brooks' characters. This film is full of great ones,
and it's fun to watch them interact. This is Sandler's second great
dramatic role, although I prefered him in Punch Drunk Love. Tea Leoni
is fantastic as his dysfunctional wife. Paz Cruz is devastatingly
beautiful. Sandler's daughter is
perfectly cast.
The story may not be perfect, but the rest of the film makes up for
it.
Rating: B-
Rating: B-
Pain And Gain (2013)
A real mess of a production. Seems like there was an interesting story buried underneath Michael Bay’s flash and bang style.
Rating: D-
Rating: D-
Labels:
Anthony Mackie,
Bar Paly,
Brian Stepanek,
D-,
Dwayne Johnson,
Ed Harris,
Ken Jeong,
Larry Hankin,
Mark Wahlberg,
Michael Rispoli,
Peter Stormare,
Rebel Wilson,
Rob Corddry,
Tony Plana,
Tony Shalhoub,
Vivi Pineda
Flags Of Our Fathers (2006)
Not very good. Overuse of flashbacks and too
much time spent on the less exciting aspects of the characters' lives
made for a slow, boring war movie. I went in expecting something
completely different. I really didn't want to watch an
entire movie about a stupid flag.
Rating: D+
Rating: D+
Big River Man (2009)
A very strange documentary about an Ultramarathon swimmer from Slovenia who has previously swum the Mississippi and the Yangzi rivers. In this film, he takes on the Amazon. The editing is a bit psychedelic at times, but you have to give the filmmakers credit for creating something that's hard to turn away from.
It's baffling how an old, fat, drunkard is able to do such amazing feats—which is precisely why you should see this movie.
Rating: C+
It's baffling how an old, fat, drunkard is able to do such amazing feats—which is precisely why you should see this movie.
Rating: C+
Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)
A bit silly and loosely put together, but entertaining enough to warrant a single viewing.
Rating: C
Rating: C
Labels:
Benicio Del Toro,
Bradley Cooper,
C,
Chris Pratt,
Dave Bautista,
Djimon Hounsou,
Glenn Close,
John C Reilly,
Karen Gillan,
Laura Haddock,
Lee Pace,
Michael Rooker,
Peter Serafinowicz,
Vin Diesel,
Zoe Saldana
Spy (2015)
Laughed a lot the first half. Laughed less in the second. Felt that the film unraveled a bit at the end, but I enjoyed it enough overall to give this a…
Rating: C+
Rating: C+
Flickering Lights (Blinkende Lygter) (2000)
I really liked the premise of the film—some crooks who skip town after ripping off the wrong guys hide out in a cottage in the woods where they each make up their minds to retire.
Unfortunately, the characters aren't very likable or fleshed out. Sure, there are some flashbacks, but they didn't work within the context of the story. For once I think a Hollywood remake might improve upon the original.
Rating: D+
Unfortunately, the characters aren't very likable or fleshed out. Sure, there are some flashbacks, but they didn't work within the context of the story. For once I think a Hollywood remake might improve upon the original.
Rating: D+
Nov 19, 2015
The Kings Of Summer (2013)
A quirky telling of three boys in the woods. Always a joy to have real life couple Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally playing the parents.
Rating: C+
Rating: C+
Baby Mama (2008)
One of those comedies you enjoy for it's parts, and not the whole.
Steve Martin really makes the film. He should be rewarded with 5
minutes of uninterrupted eye contact.
Rating: C
Rating: C
V For Vendetta (2005)
I had very high expectations going into this one. A lot of good things said about this film. Cool and unique.
Yes. Compelling and suspenseful. No.
Not enough action. I wish the story was more fleshed out. Performances were
great, the film wasn't.
Rating: C
Rating: C
Million Dollar Arm (2014)
Sometimes you just want a predictable, feel-good Disney movie. Million Dollar Arm is that movie.
Rating: B-
Rating: B-
Catch Me If You Can (2002)
Spielberg, Hanks, and DiCaprio. Hard to go wrong. Based on an amazing true life story, this movie was pure fun to watch. Leonardo is solid as usual, Hanks is very subdued,
but perfect in his role. It's a fun piece of escapism.
Rating: B-
Rating: B-
Leap Year (2010)
It's really hard to look past the formulaic dreck that excretes from the screen for the first 30 minutes. Bouncy romantic music you've heard a million times, the "funny" best friend, the rube of a boyfriend we all know will get the boot in the end, and the manic leading lady that is just waiting to be put in her place by the rough around the edges yokel.
The one saving grace of the film? Ireland. It's gorgeous. I had to stop myself from booking a flight after the credits rolled. Also, the previously mentioned yokel did a good job. Overall though I was hoping for something more original and witty.
Rating: C-
The one saving grace of the film? Ireland. It's gorgeous. I had to stop myself from booking a flight after the credits rolled. Also, the previously mentioned yokel did a good job. Overall though I was hoping for something more original and witty.
Rating: C-
Nov 15, 2015
Philomena (2013)
Better than I thought it would be. I prefer Steve Coogan when he’s in non-comedic roles. Judi Dench is brilliant as usual as the old lady. Best picture nominee? No. But I satisfying British film based on a true story.
Rating: C+
Rating: C+
War (2007)
Action movies tend to get in trouble when they script a plot bigger
than they can chew. Here, it was obvious the writers churned out a
Face/Off-rip/off, and then proceeded to write a bunch of extra fluff
in order to differentiate their film from the latter. The result was a
flimsy plot that still smacked of Face/Off, but at least spared us the
megalomaniacal antics of a certain Scientologist. Had it not been for
the butt-kicking, the film would have been a total loss.
Rating: C-
Rating: C-
Labels:
Andrea Roth,
C-,
Devon Aoki,
Eric Keenleyside,
Hiro Kanagawa,
Jason Statham,
Jet Li,
Kenneth Choi,
Luis Guzmán,
Mathew St Patrick,
Nadine Velazquez,
Paul Jarrett,
Ryo Ishibashi,
Saul Rubinek,
Sung Kang,
Terry Chen
The Core (2003)
Not bad. I don't know enough math and physics to discredit the plot. They certainly put enough effort into sounding credible.
Rating: C
Rating: C
Labels:
Aaron Eckhart,
Alfre Woodard,
Bruce Greenwood,
C,
Christopher Shyer,
Delroy Lindo,
DJ Qualls,
Glenn Morshower,
Hilary Swank,
Matt Winston,
Rekha Sharma,
Richard Jenkins,
Stanley Tucci,
Tchéky Karyo
Frances Ha (2012)
Black & white, arty, meandering, plot-less. Occasional witty dialogue helped, but not much.
Rating: D+
Rating: D+
This Film Has Not Yet Been Rated (2006)
A valuable and worthwhile effort in bringing to
light the corrupt and wildly inaccurate process that is the movie
rating business. They basically act as a front for the movie studios,
working to prevent indie films with questionable content from
ever making it to the theaters.
It's fun watching the high-and-mighty squirm when their secret doors are suddenly thrown wide open. Rent this documentary for its informative look into the movie rating industry, as well as its entertainment value.
Rating: C+
It's fun watching the high-and-mighty squirm when their secret doors are suddenly thrown wide open. Rent this documentary for its informative look into the movie rating industry, as well as its entertainment value.
Rating: C+
Epic (2013)
Pretty good as far as animated kid’s movies go. An updated Fern Gully of sorts, with a decent amount of action and creativity. But honestly, if it wasn’t for Aziz Ansari as the slug, I would have rated this much lower.
Rating: C
Rating: C
Labels:
Amanda Seyfried,
Animation,
Aziz Ansari,
Beyoncé Knowles,
Blake Anderson,
C,
Chris O'Dowd,
Christoph Waltz,
Colin Farrell,
Jason Sudeikis,
Josh Hutcherson,
Judah Friedlander,
Pitbull,
Steven Tyler
21 Up (1977)
A lot happens between age 14 and 21—sadly, we don't get to see any of
it. But we do get to revisit all of our subjects for more Q&A.
Catching up is easy, thanks to frequent flash backs. It's not the most
amazing film work, but there's no doubt you'll be checking out 28 Up
in the near future.
Rating: C
Rating: C
Napolean Dynomite (2004)
A true indie success story. Low budget production with quirky characters and goofy dialogue.
It's a funny movie, which I found even funnier with my background in small Idaho/Utah town culture.
Rating: B-
Rating: B-
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