Annihilation (2018)

There’s a whole genre of films that follow in the footsteps of Jodie Foster’s “Contact”. Sci-fi movies that show promise of a rich, intricate plot, but then never deliver the goods. This is one of those. Ultimately pointless. Yet another director who thinks audiences will get off on asking themselves “What do you think the meaning was?” to one another after the credits roll. F that.

Rating: D-

The Family Man (2000)

This "It's a Wonderful Life" retread isn't too bad. That little daughter can act up a storm.

Rating: C+

Jarhead (2005)

If I wasn't interested in joining the armed forces before, I certainly am not interested now. Sadly, I believe this film gives a fairly accurate portrayal of the crappy life a soldier endures. It's like a frat house with high powered weapons. No thanks Uncle Sam. 

Rating: C

Ready Player One (2018)

I was hooked within the first 7 minutes. Brilliant idea and execution. I’d watch for the pop culture callbacks alone. A teensy bit cheesy and cliche towards the end, but still a lot of fun.

Rating: B

The Visitor (2007)

A worthy follow-up to Thomas McCarthy's The Station Agent, which I loved. The Visitor is a much subtler, slower paced film. What's unique about McCarthy is how he can make the most obscure hobbies into an entertaining, feature-length film. Trains, drumming, what have you. In the end, they are all just devices in which to paint rich characters around. Not as satisfying as Station Agent, but still good.

Rating: B

Malibu’s Most Wanted (2003)

Mindless fun. The outlandish plot doesn't get in the way of the enjoyment.

Rating: C

Blockers (2018)

Occasionally funny. Teens are stupid.

Rating: C-

Push (2009)

Push suffers from the same flaws as it's twin brother Jumper. A convoluted plot with very few dots connected. The potential was there, but TV shows did a better job of reaching it. Namely, the first two seasons of Heroes and The 4400.

Rating: D+

Split (2016)

Legitimately creepy. Hailing back to Night's work on The Village. James McAvoy does some fantastic acting work with his multiple personalities.

Rating: B+