Rank | Title | Country | Grade | Special |
1 | Kill Bill: Volume 1 | US | A | |
2 | The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King | US | A- | |
3 | Ong-Bak | Thailand | A- | |
4 | Carandiru | Brazil | A- | |
5 | Lost In Translation | US | B+ | |
6 | Old School | US | B | |
7 | Under The Tuscan Sun | US | B | |
8 | Open Range | US | B | |
9 | Off The Map | US | B | |
10 | Finding Nemo | US | B | Animated |
Feb 28, 2020
Feb 27, 2020
Top 10 Films of 2004
Top 10 Films of 2004
Rank | Title | Country | Grade | Special |
1 | Garden State | US | A | |
2 | Kill Bill: Volume 2 | US | A | |
3 | Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind | US | B+ | |
4 | In Good Company | US | B+ | |
5 | Dawn Of The Dead | US | B | |
6 | District B13 (Banlieue 13) | France | B | |
7 | The Village | US | B | |
8 | Shaun Of The Dead | England | B | |
9 | The Incredibles | US | B | Animation |
10 | Hotel Rwanda | US | B |
Feb 26, 2020
Top 10 Films of 2005
Top 10 Films of 2005
Rank | Title | Country | Grade | Special |
1 | Unleashed (Danny The Dog) | US | A+ | |
2 | Sin City | US | A+ | |
3 | Hard Candy | US | A- | |
4 | Hustle & Flow | US | B+ | |
5 | Angel-A | France | B+ | |
6 | New York Doll | US | B+ | Documentary |
7 | Walk The Line | US | B | |
8 | Murderball | US | B | Documentary |
9 | Thank You For Smoking | US | B | |
10 | King Kong | US | B |
6 Underground (2020)
It’s always baffled me how audiences root and cheer for the good guys taking out the bad guys despite a massive body count of collateral damage. The opening 20 minutes of action saw property damage on the scale of a Midwestern tornado with pedestrians getting slaughtered willy nilly.
Meanwhile, we the audience, don’t know who these guys are. We don’t know why they are doing it. And we don’t know why we should care about any of this. There’s no backstory or character development of any kind at this point--only senseless violence without purpose.
It’s a B-movie with high production value. No thought was given to dialogue or continuity. If you are wetting your jammies in anticipation for the next Fast & Furious clown show, this should help tide you over.
Rating: F
Meanwhile, we the audience, don’t know who these guys are. We don’t know why they are doing it. And we don’t know why we should care about any of this. There’s no backstory or character development of any kind at this point--only senseless violence without purpose.
It’s a B-movie with high production value. No thought was given to dialogue or continuity. If you are wetting your jammies in anticipation for the next Fast & Furious clown show, this should help tide you over.
Rating: F
Labels:
Adria Arjona,
Ben Hardy,
Corey Hawkins,
Dave Franco,
F,
James Murray,
Kim Kold,
Lior Raz,
Manuel Garcia-Rulfo,
Mélanie Laurent,
Peyman Maadi,
Ron Funches,
Ryan Reynolds,
Yuri Kolokolnikov
Feb 25, 2020
Top 10 Films of 2006
Top 10 Films of 2006
Rank | Title | Country | Grade |
1 | Stranger Than Fiction | US | A- |
2 | The Descent | US | A- |
3 | Perfume: The Story Of A Murderer | US | B+ |
4 | The Fountain | US | B+ |
5 | Little Miss Sunshine | US | B+ |
6 | Black Book (Zwartboek) | Netherlands | B+ |
7 | 300 | US | B+ |
8 | The Departed | US | B+ |
9 | United 93 | US | B+ |
10 | Fido | Canada | B+ |
10 | Apocalypto | US | B+ |
The Call Of The Wild (2020)
Ugh. Why didn’t someone tell me all the animals were CGI *before* I went to see this?!?! I’m of the mindset that animated animals are great inside animated films, but if a movie is live-action, I want REAL animals. I can’t get emotionally involved in a CGI dog when it takes place inside the real world.
But let’s put that aside.
Who was directing this mess?!?!?! Oh yeah, Chris Sanders, whose three previous directing projects were: The Croods, How To Train Your Dragon, and Lilo & Stitch. That's explains a lot. His version of The Call Of The Wild is shot like a cartoon.
The story is rambling and doesn’t really go anywhere. Random scenes were inserted without explanation. There are throwaway characters galore. Action sequences are preposterous. Little made sense. It’s a hot mess in a cold climate.
Rating: D-
Who was directing this mess?!?!?! Oh yeah, Chris Sanders, whose three previous directing projects were: The Croods, How To Train Your Dragon, and Lilo & Stitch. That's explains a lot. His version of The Call Of The Wild is shot like a cartoon.
The story is rambling and doesn’t really go anywhere. Random scenes were inserted without explanation. There are throwaway characters galore. Action sequences are preposterous. Little made sense. It’s a hot mess in a cold climate.
Rating: D-
Feb 24, 2020
Top 10 Films of 2007
Top 10 Films of 2007
Rank | Title | Country | Grade | Special |
1 | Mongol: The Rise of Genghis Khan | Russia | A+ | |
2 | Dan In Real Life | US | A- | |
3 | Lars And The Real Girl | US | A- | |
3 | Once | Ireland | A- | Musical |
4 | There Will Be Blood | US | B+ | |
5 | Juno | US | B+ | |
6 | Black Snake Moan | US | B+ | |
7 | The Counterfeiters (Die Fälscher) | Austria | B+ | |
8 | Across The Universe | US | B+ | Musical |
9 | Superbad | US | B | |
10 | You Kill Me | US | B |
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